Admiral of Morality: Episcopal Church: Top Ten Things you won't hear in a Network Diocese

Monday, November 27, 2006

Episcopal Church: Top Ten Things you won't hear in a Network Diocese

#10. "Good morning, Bishop Katharine!"

#9. "I love the smell of 815 in the morning."

#8. "Oh, can I get back to you? We have plans with +Gene on Thursday."

#7. "I always get goosebumps when Jesus says, "Love your neighbor as yourself."

#6. "Don't be silly. Of course you won't burn in hell for disagreeing with me."

#5. "Did this Carey fellow fall off a turnip truck or what?"

#4. "Did you hear the one about the lion, the giraffe, and the desolating sacrilege?"

#3. "The Episcopal Church Welcomes You!"

#2. "Easy with that--that's a gift from ++Rowan."

#1. "God save The Episcopal Church!"

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